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You won't have noticed, but I've put the tracking thingie back on the page -- it's a little coloured box down the side somewhere. It spies on you and reports back to me, so I can keep track of who's looking and how often.

One thing I can see is when someone has stumbled on the page through a search. It truly is bizarre, the things people search for! And even more bizarre that they find my pages. I mean, I don't write about men's willies, big or small, and there certainly aren't any pictures of them.

Then there's this one: "torn and tattered + anthea". What's even odder is the language: "Ekki þarf að nota "AND" því öll leitarorð eru sjálfkrafa tekin með." What's that, Icelandic? Weird.

More: "Spike Milligan Song lyrics One Black on White down to her knees". And this one: "carjack and brick". And "christmas flatpack pictures". On a Google search for "cagoule messy", Hockadilly comes up first, isn't that interesting?

No? Uh, ok I'll stop then.

I bought a new bed yesterday, a "Picasso" at John Lewis. I lay down on a bed costing £3,000 and nearly lost my head, it was so deliciously comfy. But good sense reigned, sigh. The one I have is perfectly comfortable, low enough for me to sit on and not too dear. It's arriving on Friday.