In case any Bertie fans are worried, well worry some more. He's convinced his leg is broken. He walked home ok from the marina and was fine during the post-walk cleanup and ear-bandaging. But after he'd had a lie-down it suddenly became really, really sore. Ooowwwww! He only managed to get downstairs when I got out the treat biscuits.
I took him out for a toilet walk regardless, to show him it would feel much better once he got moving. In fact it didn't. It was still so sore he could hardly walk (nothing to do with the fact that it was raining heavily, of course). Mysteriously, when I gave him his Jumbone he managed somehow to sprint upstairs. Miracle? Hmmm. I've caved in and made a vet's appointment for tomorrow, however. He does like those painkillers.
When I phoned the vet, the receptionist asked my name, then said, "Oh, what's wrong with Bertie today?" The joys of owning a greyhound.
28 November 2003
:: the cat won
One of Bertie's dreams came true today -- he got to play with a cat. Unfortunately it was the hard-as-nails feral cat at the marina, and it won. At one point in the encounter, the cat was clinging to his head, kicking, biting and scratching. As far as I could see, it didn't suffer any injuries itself -- apart from perhaps being a bit out of breath.
Bertie, however, limped home covered in wounds: a torn ear, scratches all over his face (including one right next to his eye) and neck, and cuts and scrapes on his ankles from racing over the slippery seawall rocks. The ear is bleeding like mad, and there are bloodstains all over the house. I put a bandage on it -- ha ha ha! Like he's going to keep a bandage on his ear. Sigh. Now the excitement has worn off, he's feeling very, very sorry for himself.
Apart from that, nothing much to report. I had a lovely birthday (it was one of my days off) and got lots of wonderful presents and cards. Work has been very busy and full-on, but I've mostly been enjoying it. There's a horrible flu bug going around so a lot of people are sick, and some are so sick they're off work. So far I've not caught it, touch wood.
Bertie, however, limped home covered in wounds: a torn ear, scratches all over his face (including one right next to his eye) and neck, and cuts and scrapes on his ankles from racing over the slippery seawall rocks. The ear is bleeding like mad, and there are bloodstains all over the house. I put a bandage on it -- ha ha ha! Like he's going to keep a bandage on his ear. Sigh. Now the excitement has worn off, he's feeling very, very sorry for himself.
Apart from that, nothing much to report. I had a lovely birthday (it was one of my days off) and got lots of wonderful presents and cards. Work has been very busy and full-on, but I've mostly been enjoying it. There's a horrible flu bug going around so a lot of people are sick, and some are so sick they're off work. So far I've not caught it, touch wood.
23 November 2003
:: my new hobby
Sleeping. Sleeping in my new bed, which is a marvel of comfort. Ah, bliss, heaven, etc. Still unsure of what to do with the old one: crap, broken bedframe and worn-out mattress, anyone?
I tormented my dog by taking him to Ingliston market today. He hates it there: it's a bewildering maze of stalls -- there are exquisite fried-food smells at every turn, but the hundreds of sugared-up little children desperate the pat the big doggie really kill his appetite. Not to mention there's usually a couple of rotweilers with huge studded collars wanting to rip his guts out. "Aww, he's really cold!" everyone says. But no, he's shaking himself to pieces from fear. Bouncy castle! Gigantic pink gorilla! Screaming weans! The lady at the petfood stall tried to give him a chunk of Puffed Jerky, one of his favourite treats, but he was too far gone for that.
It's part of his thurupy, however. If I expose him to stressful situations on a regular basis, eventually he will get over himself. That's the theory anyway. Ingliston is the most stressful situation he's been in. Next year I'm planning on taking him to the Royal Highland Show. That should be interesting... Ingliston will seem a doddle after the Grand Parade and the pipe band march-past.
I tormented my dog by taking him to Ingliston market today. He hates it there: it's a bewildering maze of stalls -- there are exquisite fried-food smells at every turn, but the hundreds of sugared-up little children desperate the pat the big doggie really kill his appetite. Not to mention there's usually a couple of rotweilers with huge studded collars wanting to rip his guts out. "Aww, he's really cold!" everyone says. But no, he's shaking himself to pieces from fear. Bouncy castle! Gigantic pink gorilla! Screaming weans! The lady at the petfood stall tried to give him a chunk of Puffed Jerky, one of his favourite treats, but he was too far gone for that.
It's part of his thurupy, however. If I expose him to stressful situations on a regular basis, eventually he will get over himself. That's the theory anyway. Ingliston is the most stressful situation he's been in. Next year I'm planning on taking him to the Royal Highland Show. That should be interesting... Ingliston will seem a doddle after the Grand Parade and the pipe band march-past.
19 November 2003
:: bug's life
OLD COCKROACHES SEIZE UP JUST LIKE HUMANS
By John von Radowitz, Science Correspondent, PA News
Cockroaches get doddery in their old age, just like humans, scientists revealed today.
In the first detailed study of insect ageing, researchers found that the bugs’ joints seize up and they have trouble walking up hills.
American scientists noticed that cockroaches that survive into old age reduce the time they spend moving around by about 40%.
When the team put the insects on a mini treadmill, adults that had reached the ripe old age of 60 weeks took half as many steps per second as one-week old individuals.
Many of the old timers developed a stumbling gait as their front foot caught on their second leg.
Angela Ridgel, who led the study at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, Ohio, told New Scientist magazine: “It happens every couple of steps. It does slow them down.”
The constant tripping happened because the insects’ joints had stiffened up. By 65 weeks old, more than 80% of the cockroaches were tripping over themselves.
Old cockroaches also did badly at climbing a 45 degree slope. While all the younger insects managed the task, 58% of the older ones failed.
There was one rather drastic way to speed up an old cockroach, the researchers discovered.
Ridgel tested the ability of one cockroach species to run off when nudged. She found that elderly individuals were more likely to escape after being decapitated.
"Escape"? In what sense is running away after someone's cut your head off escaping?
However, interesting to find I have so much in common with cockroaches. Apart from the decapitation thing, obviously.
18 November 2003
:: feet first
Went to the podiatrist today, and she says she thinks the problem with my knees is mainly down to misalignment and can be fixed. Hurrah! My left leg has shrunk by half an inch and my left foot needs more stabilising. She's taken away my orthotics to tinker with them -- leaving me pronating wildly in the meantime -- and if that doesn't work, she's going to try me with a hard plastic set.
"We've had you pain-free before, no reason why you can't be again." Which makes a change from the doctor's "take some painkillers, there's nothing else can be done". Three cheers for biomechanics!
So then I took Bertie for a walk on Blackford Hill, hobbling round like an old lady while he went zooming off into the distance. It will be great once my knees are fixed -- it feels absolutely dreadful to be so insecure on my feet. Walking downhill in particular is difficult. Bertie absolutely loves Blackford Hill. He gets to meet new and interesting dogs and people, plus there's the stream to drink out of and lots of interesting smells.
"We've had you pain-free before, no reason why you can't be again." Which makes a change from the doctor's "take some painkillers, there's nothing else can be done". Three cheers for biomechanics!
So then I took Bertie for a walk on Blackford Hill, hobbling round like an old lady while he went zooming off into the distance. It will be great once my knees are fixed -- it feels absolutely dreadful to be so insecure on my feet. Walking downhill in particular is difficult. Bertie absolutely loves Blackford Hill. He gets to meet new and interesting dogs and people, plus there's the stream to drink out of and lots of interesting smells.
16 November 2003
:: dog's life
When I first got Bertie we were walking through the marina when we met a family that also had a greyhound, a black female. The family has a boat moored there, and the dog goes sailing with them. Bertie was scared to death of the children & deeply suspicious of the rest of them, including the dog.
Then last year, we met them again. I'd forgotten about them in the meantime, but they remembered us. Bertie was a bit calmer by now, but still nervous about the children.
For some reason, on Friday as I walked Bertie through the marina, I thought of that family for the first time since last year.
Guess who we saw yesterday?
This time it was just the mother, who rushed up with a huge smile. "It's Bertie, isn't it?" He greeted her just as enthusiastically -- he's become ultra-friendly lately -- and she raved about how he's improved over the years. She pointed out her family heading along the pontoon to the boat, with the dog in its red jacket.
Does everyone have such a good memory? I couldn't remember her dog's name if you put a gun to my head.
It was good, though, to get confirmation that Bertie has improved since I've had him. I tend to think he's the same scatterbrained nincompoop he was back then, which he is of course. But he's also a lot more confident and more obedient too (when he feels like it). I took him to Holyrood Park yesterday, and he had a whale of a time and didn't get into trouble once. We met a group of people with a bunch of dogs, including two puppies, and he behaved himself perfectly.
Yeah, I think I'll keep him.
Then last year, we met them again. I'd forgotten about them in the meantime, but they remembered us. Bertie was a bit calmer by now, but still nervous about the children.
For some reason, on Friday as I walked Bertie through the marina, I thought of that family for the first time since last year.
Guess who we saw yesterday?
This time it was just the mother, who rushed up with a huge smile. "It's Bertie, isn't it?" He greeted her just as enthusiastically -- he's become ultra-friendly lately -- and she raved about how he's improved over the years. She pointed out her family heading along the pontoon to the boat, with the dog in its red jacket.
Does everyone have such a good memory? I couldn't remember her dog's name if you put a gun to my head.
It was good, though, to get confirmation that Bertie has improved since I've had him. I tend to think he's the same scatterbrained nincompoop he was back then, which he is of course. But he's also a lot more confident and more obedient too (when he feels like it). I took him to Holyrood Park yesterday, and he had a whale of a time and didn't get into trouble once. We met a group of people with a bunch of dogs, including two puppies, and he behaved himself perfectly.
Yeah, I think I'll keep him.
:: searching questions
You won't have noticed, but I've put the tracking thingie back on the page -- it's a little coloured box down the side somewhere. It spies on you and reports back to me, so I can keep track of who's looking and how often.
One thing I can see is when someone has stumbled on the page through a search. It truly is bizarre, the things people search for! And even more bizarre that they find my pages. I mean, I don't write about men's willies, big or small, and there certainly aren't any pictures of them.
Then there's this one: "torn and tattered + anthea". What's even odder is the language: "Ekki þarf að nota "AND" því öll leitarorð eru sjálfkrafa tekin með." What's that, Icelandic? Weird.
More: "Spike Milligan Song lyrics One Black on White down to her knees". And this one: "carjack and brick". And "christmas flatpack pictures". On a Google search for "cagoule messy", Hockadilly comes up first, isn't that interesting?
No? Uh, ok I'll stop then.
I bought a new bed yesterday, a "Picasso" at John Lewis. I lay down on a bed costing £3,000 and nearly lost my head, it was so deliciously comfy. But good sense reigned, sigh. The one I have is perfectly comfortable, low enough for me to sit on and not too dear. It's arriving on Friday.
One thing I can see is when someone has stumbled on the page through a search. It truly is bizarre, the things people search for! And even more bizarre that they find my pages. I mean, I don't write about men's willies, big or small, and there certainly aren't any pictures of them.
Then there's this one: "torn and tattered + anthea". What's even odder is the language: "Ekki þarf að nota "AND" því öll leitarorð eru sjálfkrafa tekin með." What's that, Icelandic? Weird.
More: "Spike Milligan Song lyrics One Black on White down to her knees". And this one: "carjack and brick". And "christmas flatpack pictures". On a Google search for "cagoule messy", Hockadilly comes up first, isn't that interesting?
No? Uh, ok I'll stop then.
I bought a new bed yesterday, a "Picasso" at John Lewis. I lay down on a bed costing £3,000 and nearly lost my head, it was so deliciously comfy. But good sense reigned, sigh. The one I have is perfectly comfortable, low enough for me to sit on and not too dear. It's arriving on Friday.
15 November 2003
:: hi cathie!
Wow, someone talked back! Hurrah. Cathie says:
Yes, I do remember it's four years -- and I've got a tentative ETA for my next trip. Margaret and Ben are getting hitched in Jan/Feb 2005, and I've invited myself to the wedding! It'll be in Christchurch, of course, so I'll see you and Bill then, Cathie.
"That Xmas cake sounds far more suffisticaked than my white job made with pineapple and coconut, no booze but yummy Brandy icing, and I will have to make one this year seeing we will be home and not off to the North!! Bill will love it though!!!!! If we win the lottery can we add to your visitor list and have some too? Do you remember its four years since we came to see you. My doesn't time fly when you're having fun!!"
Yes, I do remember it's four years -- and I've got a tentative ETA for my next trip. Margaret and Ben are getting hitched in Jan/Feb 2005, and I've invited myself to the wedding! It'll be in Christchurch, of course, so I'll see you and Bill then, Cathie.
14 November 2003
:: tidying up
I sat down to fix a few broken links on my website today, and found an interesting function on the program I was using: Check broken links/whole site.
Wow, there are a lot of broken links.
From there I went on to Check code/whole site.
Oops, lots of bad code too.
I spent so much time faffing around checking and fixing all the broken stuff I didn't have time to reload the site -- so it's still all broken on the web! I'll do it tomorrow, maybe.
I might be too busy fixing a few things round the house: I still haven't draught-proofed the front door, and I should do that really soon because there's a storm coming. I have to finish the great study reorganisation project as well, and plant some garlic for next year.
Next week I've got an appointment with the podiatrist to see if I need new protheses. Did I mention I've got arthritis in my knees? Well I have. It's been pretty bad since my last holiday, to the extent where I can hardly walk downhill. So anyway the doctor says there's nothing I can do but take ibuprofen regularly. I'm also taking codliver oil and cutting down on coffee. Pinky suggested seeing the podiatrist again, because limping changes your gait and that may be making the protheses not so effective, hence making my knees worse. I really hope she can help, because it's making me crazy not being able to walk freely.
I got a trekking pole for hillwalking -- not a walking stick, oh no, it's a pole. The guy in the shop told me I should have two, but I have to hold Bertie's lead most of the time. Maybe I'll get another one later on. They're great things, they telescope so you can make them exactly the right height.
I haven't actually used it yet, I have to confess. But soon I will.
I've been shopping for a new bed, and I feel like Goldilocks. My bed really needs replacing: the mattress is second-hand -- I bought it off my old flat's previous owner -- and the frame is a cheap-and-nasty pine slatted thing that broke last year (I mended it, more or less). Last weekend I went to a factory outlet recommended by a friend, but the kind of bed I want (pocket springs) was too huge and puffy. I had to actually jump to get up on to it, and couldn't sit on the edge -- the base is sprung too. Shame, because it was a good price. I don't like Ikea mattresses at all, they're either far too soft or too unyeildingly firm. Pocket sprung mattresses are great: they're firm, but mould around your body.
Wow, there are a lot of broken links.
From there I went on to Check code/whole site.
Oops, lots of bad code too.
I spent so much time faffing around checking and fixing all the broken stuff I didn't have time to reload the site -- so it's still all broken on the web! I'll do it tomorrow, maybe.
I might be too busy fixing a few things round the house: I still haven't draught-proofed the front door, and I should do that really soon because there's a storm coming. I have to finish the great study reorganisation project as well, and plant some garlic for next year.
Next week I've got an appointment with the podiatrist to see if I need new protheses. Did I mention I've got arthritis in my knees? Well I have. It's been pretty bad since my last holiday, to the extent where I can hardly walk downhill. So anyway the doctor says there's nothing I can do but take ibuprofen regularly. I'm also taking codliver oil and cutting down on coffee. Pinky suggested seeing the podiatrist again, because limping changes your gait and that may be making the protheses not so effective, hence making my knees worse. I really hope she can help, because it's making me crazy not being able to walk freely.
I got a trekking pole for hillwalking -- not a walking stick, oh no, it's a pole. The guy in the shop told me I should have two, but I have to hold Bertie's lead most of the time. Maybe I'll get another one later on. They're great things, they telescope so you can make them exactly the right height.
I haven't actually used it yet, I have to confess. But soon I will.
I've been shopping for a new bed, and I feel like Goldilocks. My bed really needs replacing: the mattress is second-hand -- I bought it off my old flat's previous owner -- and the frame is a cheap-and-nasty pine slatted thing that broke last year (I mended it, more or less). Last weekend I went to a factory outlet recommended by a friend, but the kind of bed I want (pocket springs) was too huge and puffy. I had to actually jump to get up on to it, and couldn't sit on the edge -- the base is sprung too. Shame, because it was a good price. I don't like Ikea mattresses at all, they're either far too soft or too unyeildingly firm. Pocket sprung mattresses are great: they're firm, but mould around your body.
12 November 2003
:: jolly good
I've just had a very restful and zestful few days off. Actually I was quite busy -- I made a Christmas cake, for starters. It called for things like a kilo and a half of dried fruit, which made shopping for ingredients a pleasure. I love mixed peel and glace cherries and dried apricots, mmm, so there are lots of those in it. And I added cranberries, too, and figs and raisins and sultanas. It was in the oven for over three hours, and now it's sitting bundled up in tinfoil, soaking up a glass of brandy. Next month I'll ice it.
I also got round to renewing the insulation around my hotwater tank, and got some winterising bits and pieces too: a foam wrap for the garden tap and draught-proofing for the front door. And I got materials for a couple of embroidery projects. One went belly-up immediately because I found I'd bought "waste" canvas -- it's very loosely woven, designed to be basted on when you want to do counted-thread work on fine fabric. Once you've finished you pull out the threads of the waste canvas. It's useless for tapestry work itself! Bah. The other project is going belly-up in a slower way, due to me being over-ambitious. Heigh ho.
Time to go home!
I also got round to renewing the insulation around my hotwater tank, and got some winterising bits and pieces too: a foam wrap for the garden tap and draught-proofing for the front door. And I got materials for a couple of embroidery projects. One went belly-up immediately because I found I'd bought "waste" canvas -- it's very loosely woven, designed to be basted on when you want to do counted-thread work on fine fabric. Once you've finished you pull out the threads of the waste canvas. It's useless for tapestry work itself! Bah. The other project is going belly-up in a slower way, due to me being over-ambitious. Heigh ho.
Time to go home!
2 November 2003
:: Faye's here
After a pretty miserable journey up from Reading (heavy traffic, rain), Faye arrived just in time to unload her car and get changed ready for my next-door neighbours' wedding anniversary ceilidh. It was a hoot: live music from a band of old geezers with accordians and a drum-kit, and detailed instructions on the Virginian Reel, the Dashing White Sergeant and Strip the Willow. We were seated with some of Rosemary's relatives and our other neighbours, so it was very congenial. I'm a rubbish dancer, but a gallant gent whispered instructions in my ear for a reel (one, two, three, stamp, back one, two, to me, to you, and turn, turn!).
We had intended to leave early, but they brought out the supper so we stayed on a bit, and then they cut the cake, so we had to stay for that, and for the toasts and speeches. And then there were the farewells -- Rosemary had prepared a little scroll for each guest with a thankyou poem, very sweet touch.
Eventually we wobbled home in our tight, girly shoes. We'd left Bertie with the television on as well as two radios, because the fireworks had been very loud earlier on. Someone was letting them off right behind our houses. When Faye arrived I was just getting out of the shower. Bertie had crushed into the bathroom too and curled up on the mat, he was in such a state. I'm sure if the shower hadn't been going he would have climbed into the tub. When he heard the door I'm sure he thought the explosives experts were coming to get him, he really panicked! Imagine his relief and delight when he found Faye there! Bertie's life is full of surprises.
Tomorrow we're going to North Berwick, meeting Fiona and her mother for lunch. That means a very early start, eek. But it'll be worth it, especially if the weather holds.
We had intended to leave early, but they brought out the supper so we stayed on a bit, and then they cut the cake, so we had to stay for that, and for the toasts and speeches. And then there were the farewells -- Rosemary had prepared a little scroll for each guest with a thankyou poem, very sweet touch.
Eventually we wobbled home in our tight, girly shoes. We'd left Bertie with the television on as well as two radios, because the fireworks had been very loud earlier on. Someone was letting them off right behind our houses. When Faye arrived I was just getting out of the shower. Bertie had crushed into the bathroom too and curled up on the mat, he was in such a state. I'm sure if the shower hadn't been going he would have climbed into the tub. When he heard the door I'm sure he thought the explosives experts were coming to get him, he really panicked! Imagine his relief and delight when he found Faye there! Bertie's life is full of surprises.
Tomorrow we're going to North Berwick, meeting Fiona and her mother for lunch. That means a very early start, eek. But it'll be worth it, especially if the weather holds.
29 October 2003
:: northern lights
There's been a huge solar flare this week, which caused a big geomagnetic storm. It could blow out satellites and make your mobile phone play up -- but the really good news is that it means there may be some good aurora displays.
I've never seen the northern lights, so I'm excited.
Actually it says on the BBC link up there that "aurora have been seen at night all over the globe." Not in my 'hood. But I live in hope. More flares are expected.
The only lights in the sky so far this week have been from damned fireworks. Yes, it's that time of year again. I used to love fireworks -- now I've got a big chicken-hearted dog who paces the house crying and peering out of windows. I've been leaving the curtains drawn when I go to work, and radios on.
Here he is hiding behind the chair last November.
I've never seen the northern lights, so I'm excited.
Actually it says on the BBC link up there that "aurora have been seen at night all over the globe." Not in my 'hood. But I live in hope. More flares are expected.
The only lights in the sky so far this week have been from damned fireworks. Yes, it's that time of year again. I used to love fireworks -- now I've got a big chicken-hearted dog who paces the house crying and peering out of windows. I've been leaving the curtains drawn when I go to work, and radios on.
Here he is hiding behind the chair last November.
28 October 2003
:: busybusybusy
The days are just flying by. Visitors are coming thick and fast, I barely have time to get the sheets washed in between times. I have all these projects on the go too, plus there's the regular stuff I have to shoe-horn in, like dog-walking and, oh, a full-time job.
Today was spent mainly getting quotes for shifting Anthea's cast-off furniture up to Andrew's place. The lowest was £258, a snip compared to the highest at £700 plus VAT but still too much for Andrew, so a lucky charity organisation will benefit instead.
Yesterday I got a cheapo flatpack desk and put it in the study as a sewing table. It's from Argos, and the quality is so wretched it makes Ikea look like Chippendale. Still, it does the job. And I've already done a spot of sewing!
Today was spent mainly getting quotes for shifting Anthea's cast-off furniture up to Andrew's place. The lowest was £258, a snip compared to the highest at £700 plus VAT but still too much for Andrew, so a lucky charity organisation will benefit instead.
Yesterday I got a cheapo flatpack desk and put it in the study as a sewing table. It's from Argos, and the quality is so wretched it makes Ikea look like Chippendale. Still, it does the job. And I've already done a spot of sewing!
19 October 2003
:: correction
I was mistaken about Faye going up to Inverness, by the way, the car's being collected instead.
In other news: went to see Calendar Girls finally, with Fiona and Penny. John met us afterwards and we had a meal at Giulianos in Leith, very nice.
I was surprised at how dark Calendar Girls was, in parts -- it was also very funny, obviously, but parts were terribly sad and even grim. It being a movie, however, everything worked out lovely in the end. Apparently in real life the ladies didn't end up getting on so famously afterwards, though. I'd be interested to read more about the real-life story having seen the film.
In other news: went to see Calendar Girls finally, with Fiona and Penny. John met us afterwards and we had a meal at Giulianos in Leith, very nice.
I was surprised at how dark Calendar Girls was, in parts -- it was also very funny, obviously, but parts were terribly sad and even grim. It being a movie, however, everything worked out lovely in the end. Apparently in real life the ladies didn't end up getting on so famously afterwards, though. I'd be interested to read more about the real-life story having seen the film.
18 October 2003
:: a long silence...
Well, I've been busy. I'm going to be busy for the next couple of months too -- lots of visitors, lots of stuff to do, lots of work at work.
I'm in the throes of several home-improvement projects, mainly involving chucking a lot of stuff out. I want to get my sewing machine set up permanently so I can crack on with other projects, such as making curtains. Right now I'm going off to buy a new fluorescent light fitting for the kitchen -- I noticed with horror the other day that the current one is broken, and the bulb was actually dangling, probably held in only by accumulated grime.
I've added a new comments system -- the old one became defunct. This one has animated emoticons! Oooo!
I'm in the throes of several home-improvement projects, mainly involving chucking a lot of stuff out. I want to get my sewing machine set up permanently so I can crack on with other projects, such as making curtains. Right now I'm going off to buy a new fluorescent light fitting for the kitchen -- I noticed with horror the other day that the current one is broken, and the bulb was actually dangling, probably held in only by accumulated grime.
I've added a new comments system -- the old one became defunct. This one has animated emoticons! Oooo!
5 October 2003
:: back in the real world ...
Holidays vanish like spit on a griddle, don't they?
However, there are lots of upcoming visits and fun times to keep life interesting. Andrew's coming down for a few days at the end of this week. We're having a night out with his cousin, Grace, so that should be fun, and we'll maybe catch a movie one night too.
Then next month, Faye passes through en route to New Zealand. Yes, I know it's a considerable detour -- especially since she's going right up to Inverness -- but she's leaving her car in Scotland. She'll be back in February.
She may get here in time to go with me to my next door neighbours' tenth wedding anniversary bash, a ceilidh in a local pub. My other next-door neighbour had a 50th birthday party on Friday but I was working. All her line-dancing pals were there, so I imagine there was some boot-scootin' going on!
I'm negotiating to get Christmas week off (we work statutory holidays: the only guaranteed day off is Christmas Eve, because we don't publish on Christmas Day) because I've been invited to the farm, hurrah. I haven't been there for Christmas for years. My visit was memorable for me because it was soooooo cold the windscreen washers froze up on the way back and I had to keep stopping to wash it. Every layby was full of other cars with frozen windscreen washers -- the roads are salted, so even though it was 15 below zero there was a constant spray of wet slush. Which dried white, due to the salt. My visit was memorable for my hosts because they got me to film their granddaughter opening her presents and I had the video recorder upside down the whole time.
So yes, I'm looking forward to that.
I've applied for some Hogmanay street party passes even though I won't have New Year's Eve off -- it's always nice to have the option.
Nothing much else to report. I'm well and so is Bertie. The weather's turning cold and wet, leaves are falling, Christmas decorations are appearing in the shops.
However, there are lots of upcoming visits and fun times to keep life interesting. Andrew's coming down for a few days at the end of this week. We're having a night out with his cousin, Grace, so that should be fun, and we'll maybe catch a movie one night too.
Then next month, Faye passes through en route to New Zealand. Yes, I know it's a considerable detour -- especially since she's going right up to Inverness -- but she's leaving her car in Scotland. She'll be back in February.
She may get here in time to go with me to my next door neighbours' tenth wedding anniversary bash, a ceilidh in a local pub. My other next-door neighbour had a 50th birthday party on Friday but I was working. All her line-dancing pals were there, so I imagine there was some boot-scootin' going on!
I'm negotiating to get Christmas week off (we work statutory holidays: the only guaranteed day off is Christmas Eve, because we don't publish on Christmas Day) because I've been invited to the farm, hurrah. I haven't been there for Christmas for years. My visit was memorable for me because it was soooooo cold the windscreen washers froze up on the way back and I had to keep stopping to wash it. Every layby was full of other cars with frozen windscreen washers -- the roads are salted, so even though it was 15 below zero there was a constant spray of wet slush. Which dried white, due to the salt. My visit was memorable for my hosts because they got me to film their granddaughter opening her presents and I had the video recorder upside down the whole time.
So yes, I'm looking forward to that.
I've applied for some Hogmanay street party passes even though I won't have New Year's Eve off -- it's always nice to have the option.
Nothing much else to report. I'm well and so is Bertie. The weather's turning cold and wet, leaves are falling, Christmas decorations are appearing in the shops.
1 October 2003
:: updating as we speak
I'm chuntering on with the Paris entry, please do check it out for new pics.
29 September 2003
:: new look
Total accident, can't explain it. I'll try and finish the Paris entry later on.
There was a visitor in the garden this afternoon: a gorgeous pheasant. I was drying my hair when I noticed him on the shed roof. He looked around very nervously before flapping down on to the lawn. There, he advanced warily towards the house.
Downstairs, I was surprised to see he was standing right at the edge of the garden, staring in to the house. He dashed back up the lawn to the fence when I came into the room, but later on crept back. This time when I poked my head round the door, he was on the back doorstep, peering in. I wonder if he was looking at his reflection?
Bertie of course had a blue fit -- intruder! kill kill kill! But even then the pheasant didn't fly away, it just retreated to the back of the garden. Before I left for work I pulled the curtains, so it could rummage around in peace.
I tried to get a picture, but every time I got the camera out it hustled away out of range.
There was a visitor in the garden this afternoon: a gorgeous pheasant. I was drying my hair when I noticed him on the shed roof. He looked around very nervously before flapping down on to the lawn. There, he advanced warily towards the house.
Downstairs, I was surprised to see he was standing right at the edge of the garden, staring in to the house. He dashed back up the lawn to the fence when I came into the room, but later on crept back. This time when I poked my head round the door, he was on the back doorstep, peering in. I wonder if he was looking at his reflection?
Bertie of course had a blue fit -- intruder! kill kill kill! But even then the pheasant didn't fly away, it just retreated to the back of the garden. Before I left for work I pulled the curtains, so it could rummage around in peace.
I tried to get a picture, but every time I got the camera out it hustled away out of range.
28 September 2003
:: travelogue, with pictures
OK, here we go. I've done tiny version of the pictures to speed things up: click on the image to see a larger version. If you would like a super-size of anything, Chris (or a copy of a pic you know I took and don't see here), let me know.
Paris!! Hurrah!
First of all, the flat, which was perfect. It was in Saint Germain-des-Pres, a very arty area just across the Seine from the Louvre.
It faced into a courtyard, so it was nice and quiet. 
You could get to the courtyard from two streets, both of which were thick with art galleries.
The whole area was lively and interesting. Here's the man doing his card tricks:
On the first day Chris and I "did" Montmartre: Sacre Coeur, the Montmartre cemetery, Moulin Rouge and all points between. Pictures:
Lots of lovely little cafes. 
And a whole street of fabric shops. Here, a belly-dancer picks out a new outfit.
The cemetery was fascinating.
This was a mystery grave: brand new, obviously, and the name was Depardieu. A member of the actor's family? No idea.
A lot of the tombs have fallen into disrepair, but still have beautiful mosaics inside.
Yes, the Moulin Rouge is a real place.
Sacre Coeur, which you'll be seeing a bit of. It's particularly lovely against a strong blue sky.
At the bottom of the hill is another Paris landmark: Tati, the Paris equivalent of Warehouse or Poundstretcher. One great huge bargain bin. We didn't buy anything: I was scared of being electrocuted, there was so much nylon in there. However, Chris found some fantastic shoes:
Speaking of shopping, Chris had a thrill when she found the very handbag she'd bought in Tuscany on sale for twice the price in a shop just down the road from the flat:
Weirdly enough, shortly before leaving for Paris I was gripped by a strong urge to buy a red handbag. We loved our bags -- Chris decided we were "Les Soeures du Sac a Main Rouge".
Versailles:
First of all: it's huge. The palace is huge, the grounds are vast. The scale of everything is overwhelming: the number of staff in its heyday, the cost of restoration, the amount of gilt, the number of paintings, everything. I kept imagining how it must have all seemed to the sans-culottes during the Revolution: they were just asking for enough bread to stay alive, and here was the king, living in unimaginable splendour.
Second: It was hot. Really hot. I'd like to go back and walk around the grounds on a cooler day. As it was we were too knackered to go to the Petit Trianon. We did see the Grand Trianon, though the place with the pretty pink columns. You could hire row-boats and go for a burl round the Grand Canal, which would be nice.
We were just too tired. Really.
Next day, we hit the Pompidou Centre.
In the first picture you can just see Chris walking off down the corridor -- the escalators are all on the outside of the building in perspex tubes -- and Sacre Coeur on the left. We saw a photographic exhibition (Jacques Lartigue), then broke for lunch before seeing one floor of the permanent exhibition. After that we went out and scoured the streets for a padded envelope before returning with just enough time to visit the last floor before closing time. The second picture is of two Miro paintings (my favourite artist) and the third is me in a room-sized artwork, whose creator's name I've forgotten. Loved it, though!
The envelope was for Chris to send her films off to NZ to avoid taking them through airport X-ray machines. It's amazing how difficult it is to find seemingly ordinary things in a strange city. We finally found one in the BHV department store: we had barely five minutes to search a five-storey building!
At some point, I forget exactly when, we visited Sainte Chapelle, an astounding church tucked away amid the courts of justice. It was built about 900 years ago to house the Crown of Thorns, which the king had bought along with a load of other relics, including a piece of the True Cross. Woo! All that disappeared during the Revolution, and the church was damaged, but it's still amazing. It had the most beautiful windows, mainly in shades of red and blue, and the walls and columns etc are gorgeous rich deep colours with lots of gilt. No flash, of course, so almost impossible to photograph, but I had a go:
The next morning Chris left for London. I decided a good way to get around for a couple of days was the Batobus, a service that does a circular route on the Seine all day, with eight stops. You can get on and off the boat as many times as you like.
My first stop was the Musee d'Orsay, just upriver from St-Germain-des-Pres. To get there I sailed downriver to the Jardin des Plantes, then all the way back up the river to the Eiffel Tower, then back down again. Tremendous way to travel, most relaxing!
There was also a lot to see on the river, like the wonderful houseboats lining the quays, the elaborate bateaux mouches powering up and down, the working barges, and ahem, the firefighters, Pompiers de Paris. Ooooh er! What's the French for "hose me down, I'm on fire"?
So, Musee d'Orsay. This was my favourite art gallery, an old railway station whose platforms were too narrow for modern trains. It's a wonderful building, it must have been amazing to arrive there. But it's also a brilliant gallery, with all kinds of little architectural surprises, like a balcony with stunning views. Of Sacre Coeur, natch.
I thought this statue was the gayest thing in Paris. Pan playing with little bears. Totally gay.
I stopped off at Notre Dame de Paris, as one does, but it was horrible. There was a service in progress, but that didn't stop the mobs of gawping tourists taking flash photos and yattering on their constantly ringing phones. I swear people were more respectful at the Eiffel Tower! At all the other churches they had minders shushing visitors and telling them off for flash photography, but at Notre Dame they seemed to have given up. Lovely building though.
The other big number of my to-do list was the Eiffel Tower. The queue was mind-boggling -- first you queued for a ticket, then you queued for a lift to the second level, then you queued for a lift to the top. I was going to walk up to the second level but ... you guessed it, it was too hot and I was tired.
The views were fab, truly stunning and worth all the queuing. I love that kind of Mechano-set construction, it's like the Forth Bridge. At night, at about 8pm, the tower is lit up like a sparkler. I made sure I was on a boat cruising past -- it was tacky but totally magical.
Paris!! Hurrah!
First of all, the flat, which was perfect. It was in Saint Germain-des-Pres, a very arty area just across the Seine from the Louvre.
It faced into a courtyard, so it was nice and quiet. 
You could get to the courtyard from two streets, both of which were thick with art galleries. The whole area was lively and interesting. Here's the man doing his card tricks:
On the first day Chris and I "did" Montmartre: Sacre Coeur, the Montmartre cemetery, Moulin Rouge and all points between. Pictures:
Lots of lovely little cafes. 
And a whole street of fabric shops. Here, a belly-dancer picks out a new outfit.
The cemetery was fascinating.
This was a mystery grave: brand new, obviously, and the name was Depardieu. A member of the actor's family? No idea.
A lot of the tombs have fallen into disrepair, but still have beautiful mosaics inside.
Yes, the Moulin Rouge is a real place.
Sacre Coeur, which you'll be seeing a bit of. It's particularly lovely against a strong blue sky.
At the bottom of the hill is another Paris landmark: Tati, the Paris equivalent of Warehouse or Poundstretcher. One great huge bargain bin. We didn't buy anything: I was scared of being electrocuted, there was so much nylon in there. However, Chris found some fantastic shoes:
Speaking of shopping, Chris had a thrill when she found the very handbag she'd bought in Tuscany on sale for twice the price in a shop just down the road from the flat:
Weirdly enough, shortly before leaving for Paris I was gripped by a strong urge to buy a red handbag. We loved our bags -- Chris decided we were "Les Soeures du Sac a Main Rouge".
Versailles:
First of all: it's huge. The palace is huge, the grounds are vast. The scale of everything is overwhelming: the number of staff in its heyday, the cost of restoration, the amount of gilt, the number of paintings, everything. I kept imagining how it must have all seemed to the sans-culottes during the Revolution: they were just asking for enough bread to stay alive, and here was the king, living in unimaginable splendour.
Second: It was hot. Really hot. I'd like to go back and walk around the grounds on a cooler day. As it was we were too knackered to go to the Petit Trianon. We did see the Grand Trianon, though the place with the pretty pink columns. You could hire row-boats and go for a burl round the Grand Canal, which would be nice.
We were just too tired. Really.
Next day, we hit the Pompidou Centre.
In the first picture you can just see Chris walking off down the corridor -- the escalators are all on the outside of the building in perspex tubes -- and Sacre Coeur on the left. We saw a photographic exhibition (Jacques Lartigue), then broke for lunch before seeing one floor of the permanent exhibition. After that we went out and scoured the streets for a padded envelope before returning with just enough time to visit the last floor before closing time. The second picture is of two Miro paintings (my favourite artist) and the third is me in a room-sized artwork, whose creator's name I've forgotten. Loved it, though!
The envelope was for Chris to send her films off to NZ to avoid taking them through airport X-ray machines. It's amazing how difficult it is to find seemingly ordinary things in a strange city. We finally found one in the BHV department store: we had barely five minutes to search a five-storey building!
At some point, I forget exactly when, we visited Sainte Chapelle, an astounding church tucked away amid the courts of justice. It was built about 900 years ago to house the Crown of Thorns, which the king had bought along with a load of other relics, including a piece of the True Cross. Woo! All that disappeared during the Revolution, and the church was damaged, but it's still amazing. It had the most beautiful windows, mainly in shades of red and blue, and the walls and columns etc are gorgeous rich deep colours with lots of gilt. No flash, of course, so almost impossible to photograph, but I had a go:
The next morning Chris left for London. I decided a good way to get around for a couple of days was the Batobus, a service that does a circular route on the Seine all day, with eight stops. You can get on and off the boat as many times as you like.
My first stop was the Musee d'Orsay, just upriver from St-Germain-des-Pres. To get there I sailed downriver to the Jardin des Plantes, then all the way back up the river to the Eiffel Tower, then back down again. Tremendous way to travel, most relaxing!
There was also a lot to see on the river, like the wonderful houseboats lining the quays, the elaborate bateaux mouches powering up and down, the working barges, and ahem, the firefighters, Pompiers de Paris. Ooooh er! What's the French for "hose me down, I'm on fire"?
So, Musee d'Orsay. This was my favourite art gallery, an old railway station whose platforms were too narrow for modern trains. It's a wonderful building, it must have been amazing to arrive there. But it's also a brilliant gallery, with all kinds of little architectural surprises, like a balcony with stunning views. Of Sacre Coeur, natch.
I thought this statue was the gayest thing in Paris. Pan playing with little bears. Totally gay.
I stopped off at Notre Dame de Paris, as one does, but it was horrible. There was a service in progress, but that didn't stop the mobs of gawping tourists taking flash photos and yattering on their constantly ringing phones. I swear people were more respectful at the Eiffel Tower! At all the other churches they had minders shushing visitors and telling them off for flash photography, but at Notre Dame they seemed to have given up. Lovely building though.
The other big number of my to-do list was the Eiffel Tower. The queue was mind-boggling -- first you queued for a ticket, then you queued for a lift to the second level, then you queued for a lift to the top. I was going to walk up to the second level but ... you guessed it, it was too hot and I was tired.
The views were fab, truly stunning and worth all the queuing. I love that kind of Mechano-set construction, it's like the Forth Bridge. At night, at about 8pm, the tower is lit up like a sparkler. I made sure I was on a boat cruising past -- it was tacky but totally magical.
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