2 March 2001

This just in on the foreign wire:

PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) – Passengers arriving at Prague’s Ruzyne airport from Britain and Ireland will in future be asked to clean their shoes on specially laid rugs to prevent the possible spread of hoof-and-mouse disease to the Czech Republic.

Hoof and mouse! It sounds so sweet. Please wipe your feet to avoid infecting Czech mice with your vile British disease.

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